Liquid America Classic 2004-2007

Before I started my current blog, I maintained a similar page, updated with varying degrees of frequency, at livejournal.com for several years. I closed the account after my fiftieth post here at Blogger, but before I did so, I saved some of the more noteworthy and/or amusing posts, and have recorded them here for posterity's sake. Enjoy.

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

3/9/2005- Weird Dream Involving a Wrestler

I was walking in the street, late at night, with Chris Benoit, and we were mugged by Brad Pitt, who beat me up and stabbed me with a Bowie knife at the juncture between my thigh and my crotch, and I lay there bleeding profusely while Benoit put him in the Crossface. I tried to call 911 but got no reception on my cell phone. The dream ended when I either passed out from blood loss or bled out and died.

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Yeah.

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