Liquid America Classic 2004-2007

Before I started my current blog, I maintained a similar page, updated with varying degrees of frequency, at livejournal.com for several years. I closed the account after my fiftieth post here at Blogger, but before I did so, I saved some of the more noteworthy and/or amusing posts, and have recorded them here for posterity's sake. Enjoy.

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

10/13/2004- Quick and Easy Lunacy

So want a quick and easy way to drive yourself totally and completely insane?Go lay down. Or sit down. But preferably lay down. Close your eyes. Lay/sit there for a few minutes. Get comfortable. Try not to fall asleep.

Now. Here’s the maddening part.

Try not to move your arm. Think to yourself, “I will not move my arm. No matter what. I will not move my arm.”

Now, still thinking that, try to move your arm. Now try to figure out if it’s your subconscious mind or your conscious mind that’s trying to move your arm. Keep trying to move your arm while thinking, “I will not move my arm.”

I did this for five minutes and slowly felt my sanity dribbling away.

Enjoy.

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