1. Gotten an A in a thrice-weekly, spring semester class I attended exactly four times.
2. Been cornered by three guys and won the fight.
3. Written a 50 page screenplay in four hours.
4. Never been drunk.
5. Run from the cops, blindly into a tree and had the tree end up in worse shape.
6. Drank sake.
7. Performed the play "12 Angry Men" while wearing a Robin, the Boy Wonder* costume.
8. Got into a street fight (literally, middle of the street) with one of my closest friends simply for lack of anything better to do.
9. Beat Mega Man 2 through Mega Man 8 in the course of a single day, managing to get myself into a car accident and invent a chicken dish during breaks and still get the job done.
10. Won an arm-wrestling match against a Marine.
*I know how gay it sounds. Screw you for judging me.
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