Liquid America Classic 2004-2007

Before I started my current blog, I maintained a similar page, updated with varying degrees of frequency, at livejournal.com for several years. I closed the account after my fiftieth post here at Blogger, but before I did so, I saved some of the more noteworthy and/or amusing posts, and have recorded them here for posterity's sake. Enjoy.

Monday, April 6, 2009

1/10/2007- Algebra Dogs

I was just wondering why there wasn't a "Mister Red" in Reservoir Dogs when I realized that "Mister Red" could easily be misheard as "Mister Ed." And that just wouldn't have worked.

(Responses Follow.)

Lou B: I totally know this one:Mr. White (Harvey Keitel) + Mr. Red (x) = Mr. Pink (Steve Buscemi)SO, x= Colin Farrell

Devon: So then if:Colin Farrell= Liam Neeson + Brad Pitt

then:Steve Buscemi - Harvey Keitel = Liam Neeson + Brad Pitt
or
Steve Buscemi = Liam Neeson + Brad Pitt + Harvey Keitel


I don't know if this works out mathematically. We may need to throw a "square root" in there somewhere.-DEVON!

Me: Actually I think it may be


Steve Buscemi + Harvey Keitel = Colin Farrell = Liam Neeson + Brad Pitt

But I could be wrong. I majored in English for a reason


Lou B: That equation makes no sense. What's wrong with you?

Jen: I'm sorry, I like Steve Buscemi as much as the next girl but there is no way he should be involved in any equation with Brad Pitt. Unless it's Steve Buscemi is not equal to Brad Pitt.

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